Recent conversation with the Hubs:
Hubs: Lil Man really needs a haircut. He’s starting to get a mullet, but then again, maybe you want him to have one, like all those guys we saw in Spain. [We went to Spain a few years ago and a lot of the guys were rocking mullets. If that’s possible.]
Me: Hey, don’t talk smack about Spain. Your people wear miniskirts. In the freezing cold. [He is of Scottish heritage, I’m of Spanish heritage.]
Hubs: Yeah, and they don’t wear underwear. But they wear swords with it and run into battle. With skirts.
Me: Is that where the term “balls out” came from?
Hubs: If it is, then Lil Man and I are getting kilts.
My man wants to wear a kilt. Moreover, he wants to make our son wear one. Just so their junk can be out there. Am I a lucky girl or what?